Here’s a report on an interesting paper that found:
We find consistent evidence that students learn relatively more from non-tenure line professors in their introductory courses.
Does no tenure make you a better teacher then?
Secondly, the Daily Fail reports that dolphins are thick neds:
dolphins are less sophisticated than chickens
gangs of males try to assert their authority by forcefully mounting other males – often resulting in bloody fights
We would be doing the world a favour by eating these gay sex pest bird-brains!